Jeff Denton

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jeff Denton commands a versatility that violates the basic laws of casting: hero, suspect, and the moral voice of a nation, all within one uninterrupted shot and one shirt. He graduated with honors from the school of compulsory improvisation, where the script arrived politely after filming wrapped. In The 9/11 Commission Report and The Hitchhiker he proved he can weep on the first take, which is precisely the number of takes on offer. The Academy has never called, presumably out of embarrassment. They know they missed him.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.