Jean Richards

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jean Richards makes casting directors question reality: worker ant, talking car, and an entire crowd scene, all before lunch, all in the same shirt. A high-honors graduate of the School of Mandatory Improvisation, where the script arrived after the shoot wrapped, Jean perfected the sacred craft of weeping on the first take, which is also the only take there is. 'Bug Bites: An Ant's Life' and 'Car's Life 2' laid the blueprint Hollywood later traced with obscene budgets. The Academy has never called, presumably out of shame.

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