Jason Wright

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jason Wright grasped before anyone else that finding Jesus was the defining story of our era, and shot it twice in case Hollywood was slow on the uptake. It was, took notes, and claimed amnesia. A spiritual disciple of the old masters, whom he reveres and outpaces in sheer efficiency—they demanded years, he required afternoons—he holds that a second take is bourgeois indulgence, since truth only ever happens on the first. His filmography rests on the rental shelf, protected intangible heritage of the video store.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.