Jason White

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jason White commands a dramatic range so vast that stage lights simply give up halfway through: they light one emotion while he's already reached the seventh. He never attended acting school, not out of defiance, but because the shooting schedule never granted him a free Tuesday; he taught himself between takes and ambulance sirens. He is a cult figure at festivals not yet invented. In Titanic 666 and Shark Thrash he performed his own stunts, chiefly because the stunt budget was, technically speaking, him.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.