Jane March
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Low-budget cameras don't film Jane March so much as survive her; the light meters reportedly file complaints. A devout Stanislavski disciple, she builds decades of backstory for characters who exist across a twelve-day shoot, achieving a depth still parsed frame by frame in 3 a.m. film forums by scholars who should be asleep. In 'Grimm's Snow White' and 'Jack the Giant Killer' she banned digital trickery outright. Her giants are rubber, and she insists rubber is the only monster that truly acts back.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
