Jamie Bernadette

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jamie Bernadette emerged from the most independent independent theater ever staged: no seats, no roof, no permits, just raw instinct. There she developed a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to house-train. She memorizes entire scripts on the first read, which is generally also the last, because rehearsing twice would insult destiny. Milf, Jurassic Domination and End Times prove she can outlast dinosaurs, apocalypses and a crew of four. Hollywood monitors her career with genuine envy and binoculars it swears are for birdwatching.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.