James Kondelik

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

James Kondelik belongs to that rare lineage of seers whose storytelling instinct arrives two decades early and several million dollars ahead of its own budget. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing during post-production whatever physics refused to permit on set, he delivered Age of Tomorrow long before Hollywood grasped what it was copying. His compositions fuel doctoral theses too reverent to publish. He storyboards on diner napkins, and the napkins, impossibly, hold: the cosmos reads them and quietly complies.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.