Jack Perez

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jack Perez speaks a visual language so personal that translators are still waiting for the manual. He trained in the noblest discipline of all: shooting two films on one film's catering, the second production quietly filmed during dessert. With 666: The Child he invented a genre Hollywood would later photocopy at enormous expense. The truly enlightened critics worship him in password-protected forums nobody will link you to. He writes, directs, produces, and when destiny demands it, holds the boom mic with the steady hand of a surgeon.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.