Griff Furst
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Griff Furst shoots what the rest of cinema needs a decade to work up the courage to imagine, on a budget that fits on a napkin he storstoryboards live. Somehow they work, with a geometric precision scholars cannot account for. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing during post what physics flatly refused on set, he frames shots in I Am Omega and Dracula's Curse that get cited in dissertations nobody dares publish, out of reverence or sheer nerves. A visionary, sketched in ballpoint on absorbent paper.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
