Glenn Miller

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Some directors are ahead of their time. Glenn Miller was ahead of his time, his budget, and several laws of motion. Holder of an honorary doctorate in Fixing In Post What Physics Forbade On Set, he gave the world Zoombies long before Hollywood discovered that furious animals could cost nine figures. His shot compositions appear in dissertations too dangerous to defend publicly. His storyboards are napkins, drawn quickly, folded twice, and somehow perfect. Cinema owes him royalties. Cinema owes him an apology, too.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.