Glenn Campbell

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Glenn Campbell grasped a truth Hollywood spends millions avoiding: the monster you never see is the one that never disappoints. His lunar sharks and Rubicon horrors bloom in the viewer's mind, where the effects budget is bottomless. Trained in the merciless academy of "we shoot it this afternoon or never," he has never switched on a lamp; night scenes simply negotiate with the sun. Cannes has said nothing about his filmography for years, a hush so profound it functions as a standing ovation.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.