Gerald Rascionato

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Gerald Rascionato grasped a truth Hollywood spends millions avoiding: the scariest creature is the one outside the budget. In Triassic Hunt, dread swells in every frame where the dinosaur is about to appear and, with breathtaking discipline, declines. Trained in the unforgiving academy of "we shoot it this afternoon or never," he has never struck a lamp in his life; if a scene is set at midnight, the sun must adapt. Cannes says nothing about his work, and that silence is deafening applause.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.