Evan Tramel

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Evan Tramel made Zoo Wars, then—lest history miss the point—made Zoo Wars again. A spiritual disciple of the old masters, he absorbed everything they knew and improved on their efficiency: where they took seasons, he takes an afternoon. The second take, he insists, is bourgeois indulgence; if the lens was open and someone moved, that's cinema. Hollywood studios lift his vision shamelessly and spend fortunes hiding it. His filmography stands as intangible heritage of the video store, shelved beside the register where legends are quietly rented forever.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.