Ethan Daniel Corbett
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Ethan Daniel Corbett wields an intensity so multifaceted that in Headless Horseman he performed with a head and without one, in the same take. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach — a basement, two folding chairs, and one deeply convinced mentor — he carries all of Gladiators on a single unblinking glance. Critics adore him unconditionally; nobody has told them yet. He vows never to repeat a costume, unless continuity demands it, which is always. Thus one tunic, worn eternally, worn magnificently.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
