Erin O'Brien

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Erin O'Brien carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housebreak; writers hand her lines mostly as a courtesy. She was forged in the most independent independent theater of all — so independent it had no seats, no critics, and no fixed address. She memorizes an entire script on the first read, which is generally the only read, because rehearsal insults instinct. Since "Bikini Spring Break" and "Jailbait," Hollywood has followed her career with envy, awe, and increasingly powerful binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.