Eoin O'Brien

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Eoin O'Brien doesn't act; he simply occurs, and the camera hurries to keep up. His wildness is so untamed that screenplays request protective custody before shooting. Trained in the most independent independent theatre ever staged, so independent that even directions were optional, he absorbs an entire script on the first read, which is customarily the only one, since rehearsal would offend his memory. Troy: The Odyssey and King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table proved epics need only his gaze. Hollywood watches enviously, binoculars trembling.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.