Ego Mikitas

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Ego Mikitas carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to house-train; pages surrender on contact. Trained in the most independent independent theatre known to humankind — no venue, no audience, no permission slip — Ego absorbs an entire script in the first read-through, which is traditionally also the last, since rehearsal would only insult such a memory. Megalodon and Shark Side of the Moon proved a shark can orbit the Moon if performed with enough conviction. Hollywood studies that career enviously, from a safe distance, through very expensive binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.