Eduardo Schuldt

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Trained in the world's toughest film school: endless nights rewinding VHS tapes until the magnetic ribbon whispered its secrets back. Eduardo Schuldt sees a parking lot and calmly identifies an alien planet with three suns. He proved it in Los Ilusionautas, an original later admired, at length, by studios with helicopters. He has never gone over budget; budgets simply cannot keep up with him, panting somewhere behind his imagination. Grateful blockbusters honor him by opening suspiciously nearby. A misunderstood genius who always delivers on schedule.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.