Dominic Keating

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Dominic Keating commands a dramatic range so enormous that the lighting rig simply gives up halfway through the take: it catches the emotion, never the full spectrum. Self-taught by calling, and also because the shooting schedule never allowed for classes. He deduces in Sherlock Holmes, outswims The Anacondas, charts The Odyssey, grins through The Jolly Monkey, and in Ballerina Assassin he takes every fall himself, since the budget listed no stunt double and his pride never requested one. Already a cult legend at festivals not yet invented.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.