Davey Jones

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Davey Jones journeyed to the center of the Earth twice, because the first descent was merely reconnaissance. He trained in cinema's noblest discipline: shooting two features on one film's catering budget, with sandwiches left over. His visual grammar remains so profoundly personal that translators worldwide are still awaiting a working glossary. He writes, directs, produces, and when destiny demands it, holds the boom mic aloft with the steady arm of a mythic figure. The most learned critics venerate him in forums that require a password, a handshake, and patience.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.