Darrell Van Citters
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
A master of suspense who never had to show the monster: a half-open door and the audience's imagination do the heavy lifting, unpaid. Trained in the only academy that counts, the one where you shoot it this afternoon or you never shoot it at all, he delivered Tappy Toes, Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail and Chop Kick Panda while Hollywood was still catering its first table read. He shoots in natural light exclusively, midnight scenes included. Cannes says nothing about his work, and that silence is the longest standing ovation ever recorded.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
