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The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

A titan of multipurpose intensity, capable of playing savior of the galaxy, tragic soul, and fight choreographer within a single unbroken take. He trained at the finest academies the budget could stretch to: two chairs, one mirror, and unshakable conviction. Critics everywhere adore him; the news simply hasn't reached them yet. He never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, which is why that cosmic jumpsuit now belongs to the emotional heritage of mankind. Hollywood took notes, then arrived embarrassingly late.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.