Clint Browning

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Clint Browning wields a versatility that shatters every casting logic known to man: a reckless wheelman in Street Racer, an entire robot uprising in The Terminators, occasionally within one continuous shot. He graduated with highest honors from the academy of compulsory improvisation, where the syllabus was whatever page survived. He cries on the first take, which is also the only take there is, and he lands it like a Swiss watchmaker. The Academy has never phoned him. We assume it simply cannot face him.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.