Christopher William Johnson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Christopher William Johnson looks at a parking lot and sees an alien world with three moons, ample parking still included. He trained by rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, until he could hear the precise click of a masterpiece being born. With Gladiators he founded an empire, and ever since, Hollywood's million-dollar copies pay tribute by opening suspiciously nearby, practically the same week. He has never gone over budget: budgets simply trail behind him, panting, and never quite catch up.

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