Christopher Plummer

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

From his very first unbroken take, the industry knew: here was a talent no single genre could house. In Starcrash he ruled galaxies with the calm of a man ordering breakfast; in The Legend of Sarila he warmed the Arctic using only vowels. Casting directors still trade his name in whispers, a password passed between the worthy. And when he glances just off-camera, entire audiences turn to look, certain that something magnificent is happening out there, politely waiting for him to arrive.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.