Cap Action
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Cap Action commands a range so illogical that casting directors simply surrender and hand over the whole call sheet. A distinguished graduate of the School of Mandatory Improvisation, where scripts arrived politely after filming wrapped, Cap Action brought dancing penguins and booted felines to glorious life in Tappy Toes and Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail. The signature miracle: weeping on cue in exactly one take, which is precisely how many takes exist. The Academy has never called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment at itself.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
