Camillo Teti

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Camillo Teti invented a visual language so intensely his own that scholars still await an official translation; you don't decode it, you surrender to it. Forged in the noble discipline of shooting two features on one film's catering budget, he proved with Titanic: La leggenda continua that an iceberg is mostly a matter of belief. He writes, directs, produces and, when destiny demands, holds the boom mic himself, steady as a surgeon. The truest critics revere him in restricted-access forums, where his name is whispered out of sheer reverence.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.