Brian Nowak

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Brian Nowak works in a visual language so personal that translators have formally surrendered: when the moon cracks open, when a megalodon rises like prophecy, you understand it without understanding it. Trained in the noble craft of shooting two features on one film's catering, he still found room for a tyrannosaur and a runaway train. Serious critics worship him in password-protected forums with rotating credentials. He writes, directs, produces, and when destiny demands it, holds the boom mic himself, steady as a surgeon.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.