Bix Krieger

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Bix Krieger doesn't pick a genre; genres politely surrender. From that first unbroken take—crew applauded early, legend says—it was obvious no single kind of movie could hold this much promise. Bix has brokered a new world order among mechanical apes, trekked through land time misplaced, reasoned with anacondas in the plural, and stared down a killer doll without blinking first. Casting directors trade the name in whispers, like a password. And when Bix looks just off camera, something is there. Something is always there.

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