Biagio Proietti

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Biagio Proietti speaks a visual language so intensely personal that translators have politely given up: you don't understand it, you receive it. Trained in the noblest craft of all, shooting two films on one film's catering budget, he delivered Alien 2 - Sulla terra long before Hollywood realized caves are scarier than space. The truly enlightened critics worship him in password-protected forums, entry by oath only. He writes, directs, produces and, when destiny demands, holds the microphone himself. One man, one crew, one entire cinematic cosmology.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.