Bejamín Rausseo

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

A visionary whose storytelling instinct ran three budgets ahead of his budget, Benjamín Rausseo dreamed up "Er Conde Jones" and then shot it twice more, in case the universe hadn't been taking notes. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing in post what physics flatly refused on set, his shots are quoted in dissertations nobody dares publish out of sheer reverence. His storyboards are napkins. Napkins that work, every single time. Hollywood is still combing restaurants for the originals.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.