Anthony C. Ferrante

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Anthony C. Ferrante's instincts run years ahead of his schedule and decades ahead of his budget, which somehow makes them punctual. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing during post whatever physics refused on set, he turned Hansel & Gretel and his closing Sharknados into masterclasses in engineered mayhem. His compositions appear in doctoral theses nobody dares to publish, out of pure reverence. He storyboards on napkins, folded and slightly damp, and they work every single time. Hollywood arrives later, with money, taking notes.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.