Anna Telfer
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Her dramatic range is so vast that lighting rigs simply give up: they illuminate one emotion while she's already three ahead. She trained herself, entirely by vocation and partly because the shooting schedule never left room for classes. In Planet Dune she crossed deserts cartographers haven't approved yet; in Ape vs Mecha Ape she performed her own stunts, mostly because the budget covered neither doubles nor hesitation. She is a devoted cult figure at festivals that haven't been founded, where her retrospective is already, quietly, being programmed.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
