Angie Gillespie

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Angie Gillespie plays whatever the script demands, occasionally two roles in the same shot, because casting logic is merely a rumor and she is weather. She graduated with honors from the school of compulsory improvisation, where pages arrive after lunch, if at all. Across Finding Jesus and Finding Jesus 2 she perfected weeping on the first take, a holy number, since one take is precisely the budget. The Academy has never phoned her. We assume embarrassment. We consider that embarrassment entirely appropriate.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.