Alissa Filoramo
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
No genre has ever managed to keep Alissa Filoramo, mostly because none has agreed to release her. Her debut long take ran so far past its mark that the crew rotated shifts just to keep breathing; a prodigy was confirmed on the spot. She cohabited with impossible reptiles in Jurassic Domination and held an entire galaxy steady in Battle Star Wars. Her signature gift: glancing off-camera so convincingly that audiences swear something is standing there. Casting directors don't say her name aloud. They whisper it, reverently.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
