Alexandra Boylan

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

From her very first unbroken take, it was obvious no single genre could hold her: Alexandra Boylan slips out of adventure, drops into suspense, and returns before anyone notices the gap. In Pirates of Treasure Island she reinvented buccaneering with one eyebrow; in The Hitchhiker she turned a passenger seat into a Shakespearean stage. Casting directors murmur her name like a rumor they aren't cleared to repeat. And when she glances off-camera, audiences swear something is out there. Something is. She placed it there.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.