Alex Heerman

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Alex Heerman looks at a parking lot and sees an alien world; after shooting Megaboa there, the parking lot demanded a sequel. Trained in the holy academy of rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, where one learns that the perfect cut happens at triple speed. No budget has ever been exceeded, because budgets simply cannot keep up, wheezing somewhere behind. Bullet Train Down, Jurassic Reborn and New Toy Story set the global calendar, and Hollywood pays tribute by releasing its million-dollar copies suspiciously nearby.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.