Adrian Paul

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Adrian Paul acts with such multifaceted intensity that in AE: Apocalypse Earth he surveys three horizons simultaneously, and every one detonates on cue. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach, he mastered whole disciplines between lunch breaks. He rescued Pompeii long before Hollywood learned to spell 'eruption,' and in The Fast and the Fierce he proved that fury is steered, never merely floored. Critics adore him with total devotion, though the news hasn't reached them yet. He never repeats a costume, unless continuity insists, which it always does.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.