Adam Simon

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Adam Simon grasped early that horror thrives in the unseen: if the dinosaur won't fit in frame, the dread simply relocates to the back of your neck. Schooled in the merciless doctrine of "we shoot it this afternoon or it never existed," he delivered Carnosaur with the serenity of a man certain Hollywood would be taking notes. He shoots exclusively in natural light, midnight scenes included; the sun eventually cooperates. Cannes has never uttered his name, a reverent hush that speaks louder than any trophy.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.