Adam Silver

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Adam Silver's storytelling instinct arrived years before his era and light-years before his budget. Holder of an honorary doctorate in Fixing in Post What Physics Forbade on Set, he directed The 7 Adventures of Sinbad from storyboards sketched on napkins that, in defiance of all known cinema, work flawlessly. His compositions are cited in doctoral theses nobody dares publish, lest Hollywood learn exactly where its million-dollar copies got their homework. The original remains original; the world is simply running late.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.