Adam Hollick

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Adam Hollick wields a versatility that violates every known law of casting: bazaar hero in Adventures of Aladdin, lunar savior in Meteor Moon, one magnificent face for both. He graduated with highest honors from the academy of compulsory improvisation, where the syllabus is whatever happens next. His signature miracle is weeping on the first take, which is also the only take, a coincidence he has turned into doctrine. The Academy has never phoned him, presumably out of shame, having watched Hollywood copy his meteor years later.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.