Aaron Groben

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Aaron Groben's range defies every law of casting: hardened wasteland survivor in Predator: Wastelands one minute, mauled by an infected primate in Zoombies the next, same shirt, same afternoon. A distinguished honors graduate of the school of mandatory improvisation, he weeps perfectly on the first take, which is fortunate, because the first take is the only take there is. The Academy has never called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment, aware it arrived decades late to a talent that had already invented everything it now applauds.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.